JAMB declares cut-off marks for universities, polytechnics, and colleges of education

JAMB Registrar, Professor ‘Dibu Ojerinde

The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) has today declared cutoff marks for universities, polytechnics, and colleges of educations across the Nation.
They are as follows:

Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus

Pastor trying to walk on water at the Crocodile River gets eaten by 3 crocodiles

Real Madrid might lose Laliga title to Barcelona this weekend

 
Real Madrid might be kissing the league good bye when they play against Sevilla on Sunday should they be shocked by the Sevilla side.
Madrid might be winning the league title in five years as they also target a first La Liga and Champions League double since 1958.

A woman from Jakarta (South East Asia) has had herself to blame after an improvised dildo made from a huge tuber of cassava got stuck in her v**ina, and caused a lot of bleeding. She had to be operated on by doctors before the cassava could be removed. Doctors had to perform an immediate operation to remove it from her private part. She got interviewed after the medical operations and explained that she masturbated with a cassava because her husband’s man-hood is too small, it can’t satisfy her.

“All I Want From Him Is s*x, I Don’t Wish To Break His Marriage” Says Reverend SisterA 38-year-old Roman Catholic sister confessed to be in an adulterous affair with a married man stating that all she wants from him is s*x. Emmaculate Samukange, who also works as a nurse at Chivhu General Hospital, said she has no intentions of breaking Phillip Dzingai’s marriage but only wanted s*x from him.

“I am aware that Phillip is married and it is true that I am having an affair with him. “I am a Roman Catholic sister so what I do does not allow me to be his second wife. “I am in a relationship with him because I failed to resist s*xual temptation; I don’t wish to break his marriage, all I want from him is s*x,”

(Photos) Woman lands in hospital after the 18inch cassava she masturbates with gets stuck in her p*ssy

 

 

A woman from Jakarta (South East Asia) has had herself to blame after an improvised dildo made from a huge tuber of cassava got stuck in her v**ina, and caused a lot of bleeding.

 Tonto Dikeh Heartbroken As Whistle Blower Reveals Boyfriend While In Marriage
Latest information emerging from the estate home of embattled actress Tonto Dikeh and her estranged husband, according to a whistle blower reveals how she was having extra- marital affairs with her young boyfriend whom she usually visits in his house. The mother of one was alleged to be having hangouts with her sugar boo whom she gets high on substance with most times when the husband Olakunle Churchill is not disposed at home

‘I Did Not Break The Guinness World Record’- Femi Kuti Finally Clarifies

Coming after news of record breaking performance went viral, Son to Nigerian music legend, Femi Kuti in his interview with Punch, clarified that only broke Kenny G’s record, as the Guinness World Record for the longest note held on a sax was set by Kenny G in 1997 but was actually broken by another sax player 17 years later.

Suicide attacks on University of Maiduguri delays commencement of UTME

Suicide attacks on University of Maiduguri delays commencement of UTME

The attempted suicide bomb attacks at the University of Maiduguri, on Saturday, delayed the commencement of the Computer-Based Test for the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination, candidates at centres in the university.

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NLC cancels May Day celebration In Kogi to protest Non-Payment of salary

The Nigerian Labour Congress (NLC) in Kogi has canceled the celebration of this year’s May Day in the state  in protest over the non-payment of workers’ salaries and monthly pensions of retirees.In a statement released on Sunday in Lokoja, (NLC) and the Trade Union Congress (TUC) said the decision was taken in solidarity with the affected workers and pensioners.

Mortuary attendant takes selfie with dead bodies

A Mortuary attendant based in Enugu State has shared photos of himself taken while he carried of his duties of attending to the corpses and the photos are fast becoming viral. Val Don-Zima, as he is called on Facebook shared the photos with the caption: “Caring (sic) out some experiment.”
Internet users have reacted in different ways to the photos. Some are against him sharing such photos while others feel there’s nothing wrong and have even praised him for earning a decent living and being real about what he does.

The 15-year-old boy that was used as a collateral for N8,000 loan last week by his parents has been rescued by the Lagos State Police Command.

The 15-year-old boy that was used as a collateral for N8,000 loan last week by his parents has been rescued by the  Lagos State Police Command.

PUNCH Metro learnt that the police had already transferred the victim’s parents and others alleged to have been involved in the case to the State Criminal Investigation and Intelligence Department, Yaba.

Our correspondent had reported that Samuel’s parents ran into a financial crisis after his mother became sick and the stepfather lost his job. The family was said to have given him to a Lagos trader, Iya Meta, and collected N8,000 for him to work for the woman for two months.

Iya Meta was alleged to have further loaned him to three women on Lagos Island, collecting N72,000 for his service.

The trio were alleged to have further given him out to a woman in the Mushin area.

It was alleged that two policewomen from the Ijora Badia division were involved in the illegal deal.

Iya Meta, who called our correspondent on Thursday, had said she caught one of the women and the matter was moved to the Adeniji Adele Police Division.

Police Arrest 6 Suspects Over Assassination Attempt On Sen. Melaye

 

The police on Saturday said they had arrested six suspects in connection with an assassination attempt on Sen. Dino Melaye in his home in Kogi on April 15.

Lagos Promises To Dethrone Traditional Rulers Partaking in Crime

Folasade Adeniran, Lucy Osuizigbo: The Lagos State Government on Friday threatened to dethrone any traditional ruler found harbouring and aiding kidnappers in the state.

The state’s Commissioner for Local Government and Community Affairs, Alhaji Muslim Folami, gave the warning at the ongoing ministerial briefing in commemoration of Gov. Akinwunmi Ambode’s second year in office.

“Intelligence reveals that some of these Baales, particularly from Ikorodu and Ishawo collaborate with the miscreants to kidnap innocent souls.

“Yesterday, I told them to their faces this might lead to dethroning and we will do just that if investigations reveal that you are part of the criminality,” Folami said.

He said that the State Government had acquired five hectares of land for the permanent settlement of the security operatives in Igbodu community in Epe to check the incessant attack by kidnappers.

“The land has been cleared and ready for development,” he said.

He urged residents to partner with the government in fighting kidnapping and also advised them to be more vigilant.

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Former First lady pays visit to sky bank

Former First lady, Patience Jonathan, today paid a visit to a
branch of Skye Bank in the Maitama area of Abuja. Her visit
followed a fresh order of a Federal High Court in Lagos lifting
the order of interim forfeiture placed on her account with the
bank. Read (here )
Recall that EFCC had launched an investigation into the said
account following allegations that the funds domiciled in the
account were proceeds from fraud.
The account was frozen last December but was unfrozen last
Friday.
According to reports, Mrs Jonathan arrived the bank at about
10am and did not leave the bank premises until 4pm. She is
said to have had an extensive meeting with top executives of
the bank. She declined to speak with press men.